reasons to date an engineer

The reasons why engineers make the best lovers are infinite, but here's a few:

• The world does revolve around us, we chose the coordinate system
• We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship
• We have significant figures
• Projectile motion: do I need to say more?
• We know how to apply the right head pressure
• We have taken classes on the motion of rigid bodies
• We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
• We know how to dissipate heat due to friction
• No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".
• Engineers do it to specification.
• According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.
• WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!

Taken from facebook.
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