cockroach and clinic

Yesterday I was at the clinic, then saw this overturned cockroach on the floor, legs still pedaling hard in thin air. A small kid was kicking it all over the place, then I saw him kick it into a consultation room. -_-"

Questions:
How did the cockroach end up in the clinic? (it.. crawled in)
Why was it still alive? (the doctor had saved it)
How did the kid manage to enter a consultation room? (he.. walked in)
Why wasn't his mother stopping him? (*shrug* go ask his mother)
Why was I at the clinic? (got chair, can mug)