Team RO-PE from NUS Mechanical Engineering will be taking part in the "Humanoid-Kid Robot Soccer League".
So who says Singapore soccer cannot make it?
molested: your hand touched my butt!
molester: your butt touched my hand!!
ARGHH WHY CAN'T I MATE!!
Maybe cos it's not mating season?
2) Engineering giant Rolls-Royce and a consortium of Singapore companies, known as EnerTek Singapore Pte Ltd, have signed an agreement to invest S$164.7 million (US$100 million) to develop a commercially viable power system based on fuel cell technology. That was back in early 2005. It is already 2007. The growing evidence that we read is that fuel cell technology will not even take off but it will be biofuels or even plug in hybrids that will transform the transport industry.
Chow: Hey today NTU result come out!
Meng: (pointing to Le) That's why Le is so sad.
Chow: Why sad?
Le: 'cos my girlfriend got GPA 5
(take out fresh milk)
then put it in a cup..
put into microwave for 30-40 seconds..
take it out.. stir..
then put in again for one min..
after which.. just add the coffee powder in..
one or two teaspoons..
depend on how strong u want it to be..
sugar.. same thing lor..
depends on how sweet..
stir.. and u're done!
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Ruby's Principle Of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Zadra's Law Of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold