mrt - morons ride train
Some passengers just like to spread their legs wide wide while sitting. Are they giving birth or are they following what's shown in sex education clips? And those who spread their legs are usually males. Do males need to spread legs?
Others are better still, they can stick their legs to over half the width of the train. There was once I saw this man sticking his legs to in between the feet of a standing passenger. (didn't check if he had installed a camera on his shoes) And of course the other reason for slouching is purely mathematical...
Then some just like to cross their legs while others can spread open their newspaper (not legs this time) to in front of the passenger beside him/her. So cramped already still want to act seh. And you know what's the most ridiculous thing? Someone's fat butt/thigh crossed the boundary and crushed my MP3 player's screen.
Not only do people ride train, I've seen people riding each other while riding the train. Once I saw a guy really onto the girl at the 2-seater, another time was a girl on a guy... eek and those were during peak hours!
Now we know there are many positions available at SMRT Corporation Ltd.
EDIT: something interesting happened in Hong Kong's train...