berhenti at raffles hall
I almost saluted him.
Who is closer to the truth,
the doctor or the patient?
-- hj on why there is an ATM machine at Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences but not at Faculty of Engineering.
girl: excuse me, do you know where is LT7A?
me: it's at engin.
girl: then what about LT7B?
me: there is no LT7B.
girl: but my schedule says LT7B leh...
me: there is LT7, LT7A, but no LT7B.
girl: then may I know where is engin?
me: across the road lor.
This is my only opportunity to speak.
At home I don't speak.
My wife speaks.
-- A/P CJ Tay during ME2114 Mechanics of Materials II lecture
uzyn: And specially for chillycraps, who blogs like once every minute, I have lowered the minimum ping update time to 5 minutes. :)
-- uzyn, the boss of ping.sg
I kopi down, teh up ah!(kopi: coffee. teh: tea)
-- Fabian making fun of A/P Chew Tuan Seng's "copy down" during MA3501 lecture
It is advisable that you start preparing for exams from the beginning of term.
-- SBS Transit bus 74 driver, while asking the passengers to move in to the back of the bus
(translation: help help, the bus is late, you all also late for lesson liao.
Ok lousy translation.)
Assoc Prof CHEW TUAN SENG (Department of Mathematics, NUS): To solve new problem, we shall look at old problems, which are related to the above new problem.
SH (Head of Department of Crappy Engineering): then can we bring past year papers into exam hall?
The senior lecturers told me the longest time you can get the attention from the students is 30 minutes. After that you are talking to yourself
-- Dr Cindy Ng, Department of Physics, NUS