minority report
Was doing my internship report for the first 6 weeks. The required length for the report is 5-15 pages, any smart person would have just chunk out the bare minimum 5 pages. Stupid me wrote close to 10 pages, not counting the engineering drawings of my 8 designs, and a nice Harvard-style reference page. -_-"
When I passed the report to my supervisor for clearance, he told me that I can't include the drawings cos of non-disclosure issue. Intellectual property huh? Ok, I'll just rewrite the report: "No comments. Project is classified"
I wonder when I go to the company toilet to poo, is the product also IP of the company?
Singlish | 
it only means the sewerage company can't process the poo.. cuz it's IP of the company.. unless the company employs the sewerage company to clear it up.. lol..