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fart propulsion lab
How do you react when you are in the toilet and someone from the next cubicle makes a long series of loud fart?FART BACK!
(doing that yesterday reminded me of the "farting competition" I had in my school library during Sec 1.)
Actually I have been thinking, is it possible to harness the energy in the foul gas? I believe the gas itself is combustible... oh well everyone can become Rocketeer if each of us wears Thunderpants. And when we fart, does it propel us forward? Hmm that will depend on the permissibility of our pants, if not it will be like placing a fan behind a sail.
Imagine our digestive system as a ram-jet engine.
By the way I do access information from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory for my research.
haha i ever tot of that too.. when my sec sch teacher told us that fart is combustable i tot it was a pretty good thing if we could harness it as a energy source.. someone shld research on it man.. maybe one day we can all sell our fart since its a energy source.. haha..