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Monday, March 05, 2007

crappy mrt ride

Have you ever experienced the need to poo while on a MRT?

Last night after dinner at a family friend's place at Sembawang, I was on my way home on the MRT when nature called. Ok I have a weak stomach and stomach ache is common, but this one was quite crappy. Every time the train reached a station I wanted to alight and use the station's toilet, but I endured. The long stretch from Khatib to Yio Chu Kang must have felt like some cross-Atlantic flight... Finally I endured 4 stations and managed to release the load back home. It must have looked like the Niagara waterfall.

This kind of mind over body isn't easy. At Ang Mo Kio Station I saw a kid wetting his pants. All of time to see a kid wetting his pants when I was holding back my crap!

Sometimes I wonder, why don't they build the station toilet inside the station, ie after going into the gates and stuff? I know some countries' train stations have their toilets near the platform, so you don't have to buy a new ticket after pooing.

But then, what if you are not taking the train but need to use the station's toilet?

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13 Comments:

  • they can always built one inside and one outside of the station!

    By Blogger missybrowneyes, at 3/05/2007 11:27:00 AM  

  • and then they will say this means extra operating cost and becomes an additional excuse for them to increase the fare again...

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 3/05/2007 02:38:00 PM  

  • hmmm.. if u buay tahan hor.. get down.. wait till the train tat u're takin goes off.. then climb over the restricted personnel barrier.. there's a toilet there for the train drivers.. hahahaha..

    By Anonymous dj niwde, at 3/05/2007 02:44:00 PM  

  • IS IT!!!!!!!
    I didn't know that. Now, did you work part time at SMRT during the holidays?

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 3/05/2007 03:20:00 PM  

  • Hmm... In reference to climbing over restricted personnel barrier, quite "dangerous"... Later people think you trying to jump track or you terrorist...

    By Blogger LCC, at 3/05/2007 08:01:00 PM  

  • eh.. it all happened some years ago.. which i assume it hasnt changed.. cuz train drivers need to pee also wad.. in the midst of their journey..

    i stood at the front carriage of the train.. first door and all.. then reach tanah merah interchange.. (where train drivers change shifts..) so.. the train driver who's operating the train packed up.. wondered where the replacement driver was.. then out came.. the replacement driver.. from a cubicle.. peerin inside.. u can see there's a toilet bowl in there.. so i reckon that's for drivers to relief themselves.. although it's not labelled..

    By Blogger DJ Niwde, at 3/05/2007 08:03:00 PM  

  • the point about being suspected as committing suicide is very valid, in view of the number of cases in recent years.

    But I think I saw an underground toilet once.

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 3/05/2007 08:35:00 PM  

  • One of the reason for not building toilets inside the station is for security purpose also.

    Anyone can just leave what items in there that may bomb up the whole place since it is easier to conceal than out in the open.

    Bring plastic bags along with you always, the next time you travel. Oh bring 2 instead.

    One for you to poo poo into and another one to cover your head when you are doing your business in the train, so that no one will recognize you and not video taped too. hahahha!

    By Blogger Paddy Tan - BAK2u.com, at 3/06/2007 01:18:00 AM  

  • that makes sense too.

    cannot cover my head lah, I want to be the youtube star of the month!

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 3/06/2007 07:25:00 AM  

  • Chillycraps, Thanks for your musing comment on my swiss army post, I just reply to it.

    By Blogger Lostin, at 3/06/2007 11:19:00 AM  

  • lol okay~

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 3/06/2007 06:33:00 PM  

  • got youtube star of the month one ah???

    wah.. then i go think of something gd to post there also.. hahahhaha..

    well.. if u cover your head with a plastic bag there are 2 possibilities that might happen..

    1) you will die of suffocation.. (that's y toys wrapped in plastic bags are labelled: 'this is not a toy')

    2) you will be suspected as a terrorist.. and will be prostituted.. oops.. it's prosecuted..

    By Anonymous dj niwde, at 3/07/2007 05:07:00 AM  

  • you try peeing inside the train and film it down yourself, then post to youtube, see if it gets thousands of hits or not.

    cannot do it on NEL, cos they always have a staff in each of the train cars.

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 3/07/2007 06:15:00 AM  

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