invigilators' instructions
Please ensure that you do not have any unauthorised materials, audio equipment or handheld PCs with you. Any candidate found with unauthorised materials will be liable to disciplinary action which may result in your explosion from the University.
-- A/P CJ Tay
...2 Sections from Question A and 2 Sections from Question B...
(he meant "2 Questions from Section A and 2 Questions from Section B". Think he got exam stress)
-- Dr Kenneth Paul Tan




















i don't know why but it seems to me that the local invigilators always screw up. mine screwed up this afternoon. called us to start early, then call us to stop and wait for the exact time, mispronounced a lot of words and he was damn nervous.
i always enjoy farrell's invigilation cos he's so loud, and he likes to make fun of it. "i need to say it because the school requires me to say this chunk of words", and the "please ensure you do not have any... or any other equipment that have just been invented in the last month and the school hasn't known of it yet", "and when i mean switch off you phones, i mean OFF, not silent or vibrating, but OFF. if i hear any phone ring, i'll step on your bag and crush your phone" imagine him doing that in his loud booming voice. lol~