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Saturday, December 02, 2006

invigilators' instructions

Please ensure that you do not have any unauthorised materials, audio equipment or handheld PCs with you. Any candidate found with unauthorised materials will be liable to disciplinary action which may result in your explosion from the University.
-- A/P CJ Tay


...2 Sections from Question A and 2 Sections from Question B...
(he meant "2 Questions from Section A and 2 Questions from Section B". Think he got exam stress)
-- Dr Kenneth Paul Tan


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  • i don't know why but it seems to me that the local invigilators always screw up. mine screwed up this afternoon. called us to start early, then call us to stop and wait for the exact time, mispronounced a lot of words and he was damn nervous.

    i always enjoy farrell's invigilation cos he's so loud, and he likes to make fun of it. "i need to say it because the school requires me to say this chunk of words", and the "please ensure you do not have any... or any other equipment that have just been invented in the last month and the school hasn't known of it yet", "and when i mean switch off you phones, i mean OFF, not silent or vibrating, but OFF. if i hear any phone ring, i'll step on your bag and crush your phone" imagine him doing that in his loud booming voice. lol~

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/02/2006 09:02:00 PM  

  • Farrell's exam really rocks! (not the paper, but the invigilatior)

    he doesn't even need a mic~ and if you dare to wear Chelsea jersey into the exam venue, you will get niao by him big time! (then some cockster surely will appear with Arsenal jersey...)

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 12/02/2006 09:12:00 PM  

  • I WORE MY JERSEY THAT DAY!!! hahahaha~

    right after we won, and arsenal lost, i donned my blue garb and went for the exam. he stared at me, and i grinned widely at him. he was like, "oh, yea... right...", and i was like "we won what". later after i seated, i heard him bitching to crosswell "arsenal lost two matches in a row, we're so dead." hahahaha~

    but i think he hates me now. lol~

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/02/2006 11:19:00 PM  

  • "the colour of the answer booklet in this hall, in case you are colour-blind, is blue"

    "The time now is 8.01am, opps 9.01am. We will finish at 10.01am, wait 11.01am."

    Both by the same person....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/02/2006 11:23:00 PM  

  • xxoos: at least he got backbone, still supporting a lousy team.

    anonymous: wah lao, ultimate!

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 12/03/2006 08:42:00 AM  

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