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Monday, December 11, 2006

horny garang kuni

There are 2 types of garang kuni: one type walks along the corridor and ask for old newspaper; the other type chooses to stay at the ground level, sound his noisy horn while walking around on the grass patch, and only comes up the HDB block when he sees someone waves at him.

Want to do business also so lazy (and irritating), it never crosses my mind to sell my newspaper to those who only know how to sound their horn on the ground level. Actually there is a popular garang kuni in my neighbourhood whom everyone keeps his/her old newspaper and wait for him to come. He gives good price and his trolley is always full. And he doesn't horn.

One of these days I'm going to stick my middle finger out of my kitchen window at those horny garang kunis.


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7 Comments:

  • Every sat and sunday, here in Yishun central at exactly 9.00am, they will go 'horny' at the same time!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/11/2006 08:37:00 PM  

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/11/2006 08:37:00 PM  

  • wah lao, from your title I thought you saw a karang guni flasher or something lorz! (i don't mean torchlights)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/11/2006 08:52:00 PM  

  • was too shocked at the title, forgot to further comment on the entry... hehz.

    nowadays using horns seem to be more common than not using one, though it might seem a bit insincere. Guess coz it's easier for them? (i remember how exciting it was to hear the "gong gong" sound of the trolley coming down the stairs when I was still very young.) Eh but how they ask ppl if they have anything to sell w/o the horn ah? I forgot...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/11/2006 09:16:00 PM  

  • paddytan: omg, sex and the city!

    tstar: they shout "garang kuni, gu bo zua blah blah blah radio dian see kee..."

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 12/12/2006 06:28:00 AM  

  • Ya~~ Me too!! Simply cannot stand those garang kuni squeezing their horn in HDB. I think my vicinity garang kuni is much worst than yours, they squeeze their horn while patrolling every level. Can u imagine that if you were sleeping sounding? MF!!

    Although I'm not an anti-chinese, those who squeeze their horn diligently while scanning through every levels are PRC. Perhaps they are also part of Singapore expatriate introduced by the government.

    By Anonymous swave, at 12/13/2006 12:32:00 AM  

  • yah some of them go horny at the corridor here also!

    I must say a lot of them are foreign talents from PRC, maybe because they can't pronounce the hokkien line properly, so they resort to squuezing their horn. Very annoying especially when you want to sleep a bit more on a comfortable Sunday morning.

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 12/13/2006 07:23:00 AM  

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