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Monday, November 27, 2006

exam seating plan

Please note down all the emergency escape routes and exits.

Now I really want to blow the exam hall up.
(click picture for larger version of Airbus A340's exit plan)


posted by chillycraps at 8:57 PM | Links

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8 Comments:

  • chill... It'll be over soon.

    Of course if you blow it up everybody will be happy.

    By Blogger tstar, at 11/27/2006 09:06:00 PM  

  • No, we might have to do exams in the soccer field then

    By Anonymous Nakazawa, at 11/27/2006 10:48:00 PM  

  • Hmm... Anyone knows what are the telephone numbers of the SOF & EOD...?

    Off Topic Comment(s):

    People always say: "Time is money" and "Knowledge is Power".

    So putting these two sayings into mathematical equations, they will most probably look like...

    i) t=$ (Time=Money)

    ii) K=P (Knowledge = Power)

    And in physics, we are told that power (P) is energy (e) divided by time (t)...

    i.e. iii) P= e/t

    Substituting i) and ii) into iii), we will get:

    K= e/$ (Knowledge= energy/money)

    ==> $= e/K

    So when K= 0,

    $= e/0
    = infinity

    Hmm... If both the sayings are true and the physics equation is correct, to be infinitely rich, we need to know totally nothing at all...

    Mugger: noun, a Singaporean student who, after having not paid much attention to his/her studies during term time, fervently tries to cramp his/her notes into his/her memory when exams approach...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/27/2006 11:17:00 PM  

  • I'll supply you with the dynamite...

    Hahahaa...

    The battle starts at 1700 28/11/06...

    Good luck tomorrow at the battle field!!!

    By Blogger averii, at 11/28/2006 12:23:00 AM  

  • NUS battle short and sweet.

    NTU battle prolonged warfare.

    Started 15/11/06, End 01/12/06

    By Anonymous Janan, at 11/28/2006 12:52:00 AM  

  • nakazawa: hohoho how about evening papers? Unless they use spotlights...

    Fine, better to turn the whole NUS into ground zero.

    LCC: do you know I was from SOF? (tell u more if you want to know)
    hahaha, arts people seem to find engin/science jokes facinating huh? =P Thx for sharing anyway~

    averii: thanks! Let's hope we sit far far away from THE aura's effective radius~

    janan: it's always nice to see you around during exam period. I don't mind prolonged warfare, just dig a trench and read your favourite books.

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 11/28/2006 06:31:00 AM  

  • Nahh... I'm not that interested in the SOF... However, if you have the answers to the PS1101E, SSA2204 and EU1101E exam papers, those I'm interested in... Haa...

    Aiyah, that joke I know since I was still in secondary school when I was still in Science stream... Just thought that it's an appropriate joke during the exam mugging period...

    Anyway, if Arts people are fascinated with engineering/science jokes (according to you), what jokes are Engineers fascinated with...?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/28/2006 10:34:00 AM  

  • hmm... good question...

    By Blogger chillycraps, at 11/28/2006 12:18:00 PM  

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