why did the chicken cross the road?

What does science have to say to the ancient puzzle:"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Newton:
1) Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
2) It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from the road.
3) It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road.
4) Because an apple fell on its head.

Albert Einstein:
1) Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
2) It was a relatively easy thing to do.

Archimedes:
She was buoyant and excited at the thought of new adventures.

Aristotle:
The other side of the road was its natural place.

Ampere:
To keep up with current events.

Alexander Graham Bell:
To get to the nearest phone.

Robert Boyle:
She had been under too much pressure at home.

Jean Foucault:
It didn’t. The rotation of the earth made it appear to cross.

Galileo:
To get a better look at the stars.

Karl Gauss:
Because of the magnetic personality of the rooster on theother side.

Gustav Hertz:
Lately, its been crossing with greater frequency.

Ohm:
She resisted the idea at first.

Pascal:
It was pressured to cross the road.

Volta:
The other side had more potential.

James Watt:
It thought it would be a good way to let off steam.

Thomas Edison:
She thought it would be an illuminating experience.

Hippocrates:
Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Darwin:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Samuel Morse:
She had an appointment. She wanted to be there on the dot soshe had to dash.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.